The US declares war on The Moon.

The United states of America declared war on the Nation of the moon. Mr. Dennis M of lunar Embassy has been named public enemy number one by the American government. All this started when the American government wanted to setup a permanent base on the moon. Mr. Dennis M declined the US the right to land there and also to setup a base ther.

"They have mass destruction on the moon", President Bush declared yesterday.

"We will get them. We will not live in constant threat. How can we live in a society where we cant look at the moon without wondering if it has Nuclear weapons", Condaleeza Rice.

Mr. Dennis M has reportedly had a heart attack. He claims he was really sleepy when the US officials called to ask him about the moon. He wants to present an acre of land to the president but no one is picking up his calls.

He is also facing deportation. If he is proven to be the actual ruler of the moon. Mr. Dennis M is actually in a bit of a pickle, if he accepts the fact that he is the ruler of the moon he will be deported and if he says he isn't then he will have to return the millions he took from people around the world. Either ways its not the best time for him.

In the mean time people of earth be afraid of the Weapons of Mass Destruction on the moon.

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