Monday, November 27, 2006

Greased Lightning

This just in. John Travilta is erasing Saturn's rings. The scientist are pretty sure. It seemed that Mr Travilta beat up Saturn Last night for checking his girl out. The incident went out of control at a class trip to the Planetarium. When Sandy (Mrs.Olsen) was looking at saturn. Saturn was caught off guard. Its widely accepted that Danny took a cheap shot. And Sandy is ticked off.

Astronomers say that this is a theory. But since there are no contradicting theories at this time we are willing to put our money on this. Although this guy i once met told me that this could all be happening because of thunderstorms. But who knows these things. We will keep you posted on the upcoming events on Saturn and his Retribution.
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