Uk is our Bi**h

"Uk is our bi**h", A senior US official said on Yesterday. Mr Myers elaborated how the British prime minister was forced into mud wrestling by Mr Bush. And Mr Bush plays a lot of practical jokes on him whenever he is over for a sleepover. Basically UK is a sidekick to the US. Its like Batman and Robin. Although Robin fights the same villains as Batman he doesn't get his own car neither does he get Pants. He is forced to run around in his shorts and say yes to everything batman says.

"We don't want to be Robin anymore", Said an old Britisher.

The Mr Blair has been caught repeating the same thing Mr Bush says many times. So much so last September in a jointly held press conference. Mr Bush talks about the war on terror and how we need to win at etc etc. When Mr Blair took the stand he made just one statement, "Whatever he said".

Every time the UK throws its tantrums and objects the US reminds them of WWII. Its widely accepted that the US saved UK's ass in WWII. A secret war document has shown the following not so shocking facts. The UK signed an agreement with the US saying that they would Play robin to US who loved being Batman for the next 100 years.

In the mean time the senior US official MR Myers has been asked to think it and but not say it aloud.

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