Something Happens in Fiji

Somethings rotten in the state of Fiji. Fiji is the 155th largest county in the world. Its really far away. Fiji has been in the news about 4 times since 1970. All we know about Fiji is that a lot of tourists go there. And they grow sugarcane. Also the Fijians love the hit 80's show the A team.

The International community believed its best not to disturb them. There was news of some disturbance yesterday. We have sent our best reporter to cover it. But in the mean time we like to believe its got to do with the French nuclear explosion which caused the pacific Lizard to grow into Godzilla.

This Godzilla wrecking havoc in the jungles of Fiji. This Giant lizard is eating all trees and defecating on the land. This is causing all the tourist's to leave.

"Thats the most pungent smell ever", Some guy.

The Fijian secret society that was expecting the arrival of a giant monkey were caught completely off guard. They say its a translation error.

"What will we do with our stock of 5 million Banana's", Head priest

But this is all our prediction. It maybe about this coup or some thing.

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