Saturday, December 02, 2006

Madagascar has a New President


Nations around the world have started their massive week long party to celebrate along with the people of Madagascar. Ulaanbaatar in Mongolia is expected to have the biggest party in comparison to its GDP. The Mongolian people have been friends with the Madagascans for about 2 years. Mongolia a landlocked country ,sandwiched between Russia and China in desperate need for friends.

The Mongolian President sent many gifts which include 5 wild yak, 5 horses in the country ,some opium, and the presidents daughter for marriage.

"They really want to be friends", Said the confused official who found the opium.

The Mongolian rioting police was deployed in the mean time to curb any unruly mob. By the way the Mongolian riot police is the same regular police except with a different uniform. How do the Madagascans feel about their new found friend?

"I think its a great that they want to be friends with us.", Some Guy in Madagascar.

"I don't think we should accept their friendship, They are such a rich and powerful nation they can invade us anytime. We should take this with a pinch of salt.", Senior Politician in Madagascar.

In the mean time there have been reports of Poll booth capturing and rigging in the election. Some people have been rioting and lots of shops have been burnt.
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