Olymics Cancelled ?

The UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has decided not to go to the opening of the Beijing Olympics.

In an official statement he said " No body really called me I was just gate crashing. Also I have this thing I need to do with my friend ehh Jakie."

Chinese government has said that it sent the invite with a box of Chinese Noodles and a Fortune Cookie. The invitation was hidden inside the fortune cookie.

The United nation is trying not to piss off a very large and angry China which is hosting the Olympics after years of Cribbing and crying. The Chinese people on the other hand are trying to pretend as if every thing is normal. There is hush hush wipers of no one turning up for the event. A very worried Chinese official said that the general secretary cancellation could lead to a domino effect and the athletes might end up canceling the show.

The Picture here shows people protesting.

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